Thursday, December 15, 2011

What the Crap

Is exactly what I was thinking when I found out that Brad's spot on Hannity was given to Christine O'donnell. She went on to give her endorsment to Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney excepted her endorsement which included the prophetic statement-

"he's been consistent since he changed his mind."

Now Mitt I think everyone who lives outside of the looney bin would agree that an endorsement from Curious George would hold more clout than Crazy Christine.

This is just frustrating for all of us. We are in a bit of a conundrum.

The liberal republicans here at 3SFF have been preparing to give their endorsement. I am sure Brad would have been willing to do it right on Hannity.

Many people thought this blog would lean a little towards Romney for obvious reasons. We share one big commonality with Mitt. We too have been misjudged and marginalized simply because we have great heads of hair.

After this whole Hannity fiasco there's been talk of going down a whole new route.

Brad spoke to a real estate tycoon billionaire friend of his and then announced to our staff-


"I'm going to mill around my endorsement. Take my time. If no one impresses me enough I am going to throw my hat in for an independent run."

I know what your thinking he does that every election. It's true, but, 2012 just might be his year.

Mitt there is still time. I am sure if you come to the table with some kind of offer of a cabinet position or maybe let Janna find the next white house dog on craigslist, Brad just might change his mind.

Otherwise. We'll for sure carry the short people vote. We have Josh so if we are asked difficult questions from the lamestream media we can answer "Yes we've heard of Libya." Also Howard reads the newspaper daily and we are all on our first marriages. This campaign could really be a power house.

Brad's preparing his autobiography as we speak.

3 comments:

Janna said...

Brad is becoming so famous, he is thinking of hiring a body guard. I am wondering how this will affect the rest of us since we know him, and many of us have the same last name. I think running for office is a necessity. We can pull it together. But it will be a challenge. The life of this blog, is not much longer, so we will have to hurry.

Howard said...

Brad actually had a very long and substantive discussion with Sean Hannity, but it was censored by the left side of the lamestream press. After the election, President Ron Paul will officially ignore Brad's comments to avoid a civil war. We can now give up our guns. Besides, they're no match for Iran's nuclear weapon.

Thera Rew said...

Today we hosted 3 extra people at dinner. Brad thought this was just part of being famous and I needed to get used to it. "This is just the begining" he claimed. I was worried his head would no longer fit in the room. I had to remind him our guests were 2, 5, and 7, not to mention his nephews.