Monday, December 5, 2011

Bender and Rehab

On October 31st, 2011 the lead guitarist for "Hoskins Hairband" was found face down in a pile of Reeses peanut butter cups. He'd been on a three hour candy bender of epic proportions. The band felt like rehab was really the only option for him at this point. Unfortunately this led to the ultimate unraveling of "Hoskins Hairband".


After a successful two year run performing in Arizona's finest Indian casinos they have all gone their separate ways. The lead singer is pursuing a solo career. The main keyboardist is filling in as a judge on X Factor. The drummer is selling the Amazing Squeegee mop on The Home Shopping Network. Some of the band members are being featured in an upcoming reality TV series. The final band member has been appointed as UN Ambassador to Guinea.


We will all be disappointed to not have an 80's hair band music video as part of the film festival this year. No worries though 3SFF has something way better planned for you. You are not going to want to miss it. We've got 19 days till the festival!


Come back tomorrow for Secrets Tuesday. We've got a doozy this week. It's something Janna's been trying to hide from her extended family members, ward members and even neighbors for years. We've been forbidden to discuss at family dinners and reunions, although it always seems to seep out. There's no hiding now though, tomorrow we lay it all on the table.


This week will also have more episodes of "Gold Rush West Richland" and "Life Lessons With Your Bossy Sister Jen" along with the "Conversion 2011 Challenge".








2 comments:

Janna said...

In this day and age of Transparency, I am not certain I like being transparent. I think I would like to keep my skeletons in the closet!!!

Howard said...

I'm pretty sure I have no secrets. Must be something Janna has kept from me. I'm a little surprised, though, since she's so transparent. I don't know about any skeletons she's hiding in her closet, but she does hide her grandkids' shoes there. I'm looking forward to tomorrow!