Friday, December 9, 2011

Conversion Challenge 2011

Ryan will take the missionary discussions and possibly even commit to baptism (depending on Janna's enthusiasm) if...


Janna streaks this years ward Christmas party.



Wouldn't that be awesome. No one would forget that party. I bet everyone would attend the next years party. It would be one for the record books.



This is what I have to say to Janna-



First of all it was Ryan's idea. If there is nudity involved it is always Ryan's idea. Second of all, greater love hath no mother-in-law than this that she run bare bummeth across the stake center stage while her ward members cheweth ham so that her son-in-law might partaketh of the truthfulness of the gospel. Isn't that the true reason for the season?



Side note to Sarah and Josh. Yes Dad is truly a stretch and flex specialist. He and Janna stretch and flex regularly together. He got certified before retiring. No joke.

Also side note to Missy. I would be happy to share my brownie recipe with any and all. I took up baking them following this year's family reunion. Why? Because you only live once.


It's the reason the blog rocks this year!

4 comments:

Melissa said...

Hahaha Jen you make it sound like Ryan lives in a nudist colony hahaha. And Brad I have some gold you can melt hahahaha.

Howard said...

Streaks? Is that anything like you get when you wash your windows with anything but Windex?

Janna said...

If I was to streak, I think it could cause an apostacy, or at least losing of one's ward Christmas dinner. Though I am always willing for anything that will bring in that baptism! So the conversion challenge is on. I think Ryan ought to go first. He gets baptized then I streak!! I wouldn't want my streak to be wasted if Ryan backs out.

Thera Rew said...

You need to listen to Sean Hannity at Noon on Monday. A Brad from Richland should be discussing small businesses with him. Should be a good conversation. It has potential.