Rubbing It In

Yesterday I attempted to sign up with Youtube. I filled in the required blanks, double checked, hit sign up and received this response-

"Youtube finds you ineligible."

I felt totally rejected.

I have seen some of the lame videos on that website and yet Youtube doesn't think I am good enough for them.

I tried again with Chad's google info and what-do-ya-know Youtube wants his genius just not mine.

He rubbed it in.

So this is how it works. It's easy. You sign up. Hope for acceptance, and then, download your video. The video can be up to 2gb in size and 10 minutes long. I think we'll be covered. This is how I propose we name them-

Howard & Janna - 3 squares film 2009 1
Josh & Sarah - 3 squares film 2009 2
Jen & Chad - 3 squares film 2009 3
Brad & Thera - 3 squares film 2009 4
Missy & Ryan - 3 squares film 2009 5

This way when millions of Americans are watching my video, yours will also pop up.

And, If I get more hits. I'll rub it in.

While typing this Sam came up to me and said "Mom look how big my belly is, I think there is a baby inside."

"Sam, only girls have babies"

"Then why is my belly so big?"

"You eat a lot."

"So is there a baby in yours or do you just eat a lot too, Mom?"

This is not my week. I should probably do some sit ups.

Chad and I like to play a little game when we get the mail. Before shredding the credit card offers, we rip them open to see who was pre-approved for the most. I almost always win. Which is funny since I don't have an income.

Chad ends up feeling rejected. Probably because I like to rub it in.

I am hoping for offers in the mail today to make up for the Youtube incident.