It is still a very closely guarded secret as to what the Phoenix family will be performing. Auditions for lead singer took place last night for family home evening. Yes, last night was Wednesday but the two previous nights the children were put down early to spare their lives. Between the sea salting of the armpits, the stamping of the bums, the occasional black eye, a neighborhood streaking incident involving David, and when "wasn't me" hung on the towel rack like monkey bars and ripped it clean out of the wall, the best place for them was out of their mother's sight. Chad believes the bad behavior may be a result of Jen being preoccupied with some blog. Whatever.
Let it be known, Phoenix has been practicing for weeks. The auditions were simply necessary because with so much brilliance there wasn't a clear lead singer. We have concluded the following from FHE last night:
Jake believes all bands jump and land in the splits at the end of every song.
So does Chad.
He pulled something last night.
Man he's getting old.
Mason just realized that YouTube is world wide and that everyone in his school could potentially see his video.
"Not cool mom!"
"Stop with the splits Dad!"
Chad wasn't deterred.
1 comment:
What can we offer Chad to get to see him do the splits in your video.
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