Last night at around 2 am neighbors reported a disturbance at the home of Brad & Thera. Brad's car was smashed into a fire hydrant at the end of the driveway. Thera was wearing green and gold and hovering over Brad's body in the street. He appeared to be unconscious.
We are aware of the tabloid rumors suggesting the accident was all a part of a domestic disturbance. There are reports that Thera had seen tabloid photos of Brad wearing a Kamiakin Braves shirt and others have said he knows all the words to their fight song and sings it in the shower.
Tabloids are suggesting that Thera in a fit of rage at Brad's unfaithfulness to the Bombers and all things nuclear, chased him out of the house with a golf club. They are reporting she then beat in the back window of his car.
Brad was driving a maroon sedan and like most the vehicles in the family this particular sedan had been originally purchased by Howard, then bought buy Brad, then bought back by Howard and then borrowed by Brad. Brad and Thera are currently refusing to speak to the police and have turned them away at every visit. Media outlets are claiming he is waiting for the maroon and yellow face paint to fade. Earlier today a Kamiakin High press release stated "we resent our name being pulled into this story".
At 3 Squares Film Festival our official statement is this, Brad bleeds green and gold and his faithful to his beloved alma mater. As far as his accident, Brad is simply a bad driver. He is however a pretty good golfer. I guess no one's perfect. Just ask Tiger.
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I was watching the news tonight and was shocked to see that they announced that even though Kamiakin High School didn't like being brought into the story, they have been dealing with Thera for the last couple of months trying to persuade her to Coach their Varsity Girls basketball team. They would have gone for Brad, but they knew that he was a true Green and Gold. Shockingly Thera has been hiding her true colors and "playing" a bomber, even though it was really her wearing the kamiakin shirt. She has blamed Brad ever since, used photo shop to make it look like him and sold him out to the tabloids to cover her butt. She is considering taking the job to get back at him for all the hours he has been gone coaching and playing basketball and she knew it would hit him harder if she was coaching the opposing team...
Also, Kamiakin is so hungry for a Richland coach they have agreed to allow Christine be the star player per Thera's request even though she isn't even in High School!!! What is the Tri-Cities coming too?!?! Along with that supposively there has been a long list of musts that Thera has requested in order for her to accept the job... Her true "Mano" Colors have really come out this time...
Not surprised. It's always the one we least expect. I'm pretty sure though based on my most recent conversation with Christine, she wants to be a Kamiakin cheerleader and has no interest in playing basketball.
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