Monday, November 23, 2009

3 Big Surprises

Surprise #1- Janna and Howard actually have two daughters. There is Missy who you all have come to know and love and there is Jenni who's husband oppresses her and doesn't let her leave the state (at least that's the excuse she uses). Howard lovingly refers to them as SWNC (she who never comes) and Missy as SWNL. Jen is married to Chad who spends his days saving lives one very obese person at a time. Jen spends her days having and raising children. Chad says she must keep going until she gets it right. Therefore they have 6 children and counting. They currently have five sons and one daughter.

Surprise #2- When Chad first visited Janna & Howard's house (one of two times he's been there in the last 11 years), he was in the basement storage room when he discovered what he calls "the masterpiece". It was once a television and now is a turn table display cabinet complete with spotlight. He proclaimed "what genius created this, I must have one!" So for the second prize of our film festival Chad will recreate the masterpiece out of his very own 13 year old family room TV and award it to the video with the most "genius". This leads us to the next big announcement.

Surprise #3- Both Chad and Jen have been working feverishly on the music video with their children. It has taken extra work because before production began the boys only knew two sentences "Mom, I'm hungry" and "Is there dessert?". Chad has had the boys on a two a day practice schedule in the recording studios. The windows have been blacked out and the whole concept is under wraps. I can tell you that a police officer and Indian chief have been seen leaving the building. Apparently David has also learned 4 new alphabet letters. That is all I know for now. The surprise is that Chad has signed a deal with Gila River and the children will be going on tour at local casinos immediately following their video release.

From what I understand Chad is determined to be awarded the TV turn table display cabinet. He is willing to take any measures necessary to insure his victory even if it means Lucy joining a gym. He wants nothing more than to see Jen's collection of beheaded willow tree figurines under spotlight for all to see.

Tonight begins "guess what song". a little game where we all pretend we don't already know which song Brad & Thera are performing. Each day I'll be releasing a new clue until someone successfully guesses the song. Stay tuned for more information.

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