Totally Giving Up...

on the concept of Conversion Challenge. It has never worked in the past. We've tried it for four years in a row and it is clear that my parents do not love Ryan or the gospel enough to streak publicly for his salvation. Go figure.

So for the 5 year anniversary of 3SFF we are going the more traditional route.

Harassment

Nobody and I mean nobody knows how to harass/stalk people like Mormons. We have made it an art form. 

Recently I learned that Ryan loves to be on family group chats. He loves it. 

Why not group chat our testimonies?? Could there be anything more spiritually uplifting than endless dings on his cell phone while he's trying to work. 

I am thinking of coordinating testimony ambushes on a regular basis. I can't post the time because he may just accidentally turn his phone off and that would be tragic. So stay in the loop. 

On another note, Fefe is not lost. The enormous popularity of this blog has led to some unwanted attention from the popo's and so Thera and Brad had to resort to drastic measures. Parenting. We've had to postpone anymore "Where in the world..." segments until the heats off. 

In other news we may be expanding Sarah's musings. She's really been the break out star of this season. She had 400 fans reading about her within minutes of it going live Wednesday. Apparently brownie-making organ-playing feminists are really hot right now in Russia. So she'll be picking up some slack while Fefe goes underground. 

Finally we've received many complaints that there hasn't been much coverage of the hacked e-mails. That is because upon reading them we discovered something shocking and we've been working with our legal team to know how to best proceed. 

For now we can tell you this - Yes it turns out Jenni is their favorite child but more importantly Dad is leading a secret life. Mom knows and is disgusted. Brad's just a pawn. As far as we can tell this has been going on for years. 

We plan to release the full details just before Christmas. 

Stay Tuned!