As Children we followed these rules, they may be helpful in understanding our parents-
If you've wrecked the car-
Refer to Janna.
If you've murdered someone-
Refer to Howard.
If you've scratched the wall-
Refer to Janna.
If you've eloped with someone who looks scary-
Refer to Howard.
If you've downloaded viruses while surfing frivolous websites-
Refer to Janna and she'll have Howard fix it.
If you've shoplifted-
Refer to Howard.
If you've joined a splinter religion that practices witchcraft-
Refer to Howard.
But, it's very important that if you've improperly parked the minivan avoid Howard-
Refer to Janna
1 comment:
Just to clarify, if you were THINKING about murdering someone, eloping with someone, shoplifting, or joining a religious splinter group, you would refer to Mom. I'm really only good at fixing messes, not preventing them. Same is true in the kitchen....and, of course, the bathroom, which where this whole thing got started.
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