Friday, December 21, 2012

Mad-Lib Monday Night on Thursday moved to Friday Morning!

Some people may not be aware that in his spare time Howard runs a nonprofit moving company. He's traveled up and down the country, back and forth across the country and up the coast. He's transported everything from couches to minivans. What does it take to have your application accepted for a philanthropic move?

Many of the following conditions must apply-

1. If your move doesn't work out you'll probably wind up living in his basement (ironically a lot of people wind up living in his basement so this can't be a sole criteria).

2. If the job your moving for weren't to work out then your plan b is some type of business he may just need to invest in.

3.  Your considering going for something more than a PHD.

4.  You like convincing Janna to repaint rooms in her house. Reason enough to keep you out of the basement.

Anyone who has had the privilege of meeting much of the above criteria, which sadly seems to be 50% of Howard's gene pool, knows that Howard is very skilled at driving a big rig. He can turn a Budget truck in a tiny cheap motel parking lot on a dime. The truth is, what can't Howard do?

Janna will tell you-

Drive in town
And that is the subject of today's Mad-Lib


Are you sitting in the passenger seat of a substantially upgraded luxury vehicle such as a Ford Focus?  Are you trying to get to the bank but have ended up at the city dump? Does the driver of your vehicle seem to occaisionally fall asleep or at best be incoherent? Maybe you are running errands with Howard.


It's not Howard's fault.  It's really the problem of government regulations.  Some liberal at the DMV led us all to believe we should be aware that we are driving when we are driving.

What is worse than driving to the post office with Howard but ending up at Badger Mountain? Driving through towns in a vehicle with Howard and Josh.  

What do you do if you find yourself in the frightening scenario of being sent to the Home Depot with Howard and your scared of ending up in Memphis?

Point your driver towards a Sonic. Howards are always able to find a Sonic.  Order him his usual (Sonic will know what your talking about)  and watch him perk right up. Then ask him to take you to Ace Hardware and with a little luck you might just wind up at the Home Depot.



For Conversion Challenge 2012 we are going to have a vote. Stay tuned for your options. And don't forget to tune in Monday night for FILM FESTIVAL 2012.




2 comments:

Janna said...

I wanted to work out at the raquet club. Ended up at Brad's shop. No exercise equipment there. I thought about literally running home to get the exercise in. Yes, Howard was driving.

Howard the Adventurer said...

It's a gift I have. I can't tell you how many places I've been or seen that would have other wise gone unnoticed in my life. These experiences have added to my life like 1000 Island Salad Dressing adds to a crisp, fresh salad - it makes the salad worth eating. This gift has blessed the lives of all those who have had the pleasure of riding with me. I hope to one day find myself in Hawaii - with a handful of letters to mail or maybe a grocery list. I'm taking reservations. Merry Christmas to all!