Welcome to Mad-Lib Monday Night!
The theme we chose at 3SFF Beaverton for this first MLMN has to do with falling asleep when traveling. Something Janna & Howard never struggle with when they travel to see their children. Why? Because we put them up in luxury.
When they come to stay at 3SFF Beaverton we put them in a room with a bed we affectionately call the "Mood Bed", because whether you are in the mood or not, the gentle U-shape curve to the mattress finds even the grumpiest of couples sleeping on top of each other. Also everyone wakes up in a "Mood" after a night's sleep in our guest room. Not to mention the fact that Jen never feeds anyone.
A trip to 3SFF Florida was like going on a great adventure. The spaciousness of the 3SFF Tallahassee offices coupled with the gentle hum of grandchildren having night terrors made for a vacation that was unforgettable.
If you have any doubts that Nana & Papa love their grandchildren just ask Janna how many trips like these she makes annually. Lets all pray that there is not too many terrible side affects to the extensive use of Tylenol PM.
Now when I read the above post to Chad he was greatly offended and said, "What the hell? They don't like my beds? I have been sleeping on their damn beds for 14 years, and never complained! At least when they sleep in my beds their legs don't stick out over the edge and at my house the shower heads don't hit them at mid-chest or sand blast their skin. Plus I dust anything taller than five feet for them every time I stay".
And there you have it. Our first scandal of the season.
Now for the Mad-Lib.....
Having Trouble falling asleep in a strange incredible bed? Here are few inspiring suggestions to help you get a good lustful sleep as as soon as your head oils the pillow.
1. Before you climb into the amazing luxury bed to which you've been provided at no charge, take several coke with lime and cherry laced breaths and SHUT-UP! for at least 3.14 minutes.
2. Carry something familiar with you. For example: an iphone , very high heels , large dangly earrings or even a crap pillow on which to rest your phenomenally short body.
3. If it's easier for you to fall asleep to comforting sounds listen to Howard complain about government regulations on the small business owner, or damage your brain by watching Spongebob Squarepants.
4. If all else fails, read a good family Christmas blog until you drift off into a deep drug induced coma. If this doesn't do it, give up and head for Sonic.
3SFF wants to make it clear that the above purple words were chosen by Janna of her own free will and in no way reflect the values of 3SFF and it's sponsors.
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4 comments:
Dad says he is coming to my defense, you will all have to look for his post tonight. I am curious what he will have to say. There really is not much of a defense to that.
I have been laughing all morning. Thank you, it takes away from the Winter depression.
Wet my pants a little. This was hilarious. I can't wait to hear about how all of you kill your children this weekend while at the zoo lights. Or the lack of crappy beds and accommodations start a family riot. Should I be glad we have so much going on and can't make it? At least for our safety? Hilarious.
The AWESOME visits to Tallahassee also included encounters with wild lizards. More house trained than wild, but whatever. They were always a treat for guests.
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