3SFF has secured some pretty high profile sponsors this year. With readership at an all time high and with China and Ukraine checking in daily everyone in the flushing industry wants a piece of the action. Typically the toilet business is a family business and there has been some concern with the language floating around on this blog. 3SFF wants to assure it's reader that there is nothing said on the blog that isn't biblical. Honestly the rise in "potty language" is most likely tied to Janna and Howard's daily reading of the New Testament.
Our pitch to the kings of the 3-PLY was this-
If you want family friendly and edgy at the same time, than you are going to want to stick to the blog that ONLY uses "potty language". Because what goes better than a little bit potty and a little bit 3-ply.
They took the bait. There will be a big announcement soon! We've got sponsors! It's the big time now. Howard may start letting us use 4 squares! If it's the right brand.
Also, abiding with family tradition we want to wish a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both Thera and Chad. In our family we always make a point to recognize and celebrate birthdays late, if at all. We also never get the age right-
So happy 27th to Thera and 45th to Chad!
3 comments:
Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Thera and Chad!
I would like to take this opportunity to correct some misconceptions floating around some of the offices of 3SFF. I'm certainly not blaming anyone since I believe the misconceptions are honest mistakes. First, neither Janna nor Howard have a swearing problem. They just have a proclivity toward quoting the Bible, one word at a time. Their reasoning is that they are less likely to be unintentionally misinterpreting a verse by quoting only a single word in it. Take Job 26:6 (first word) for example. Sometimes they even quote just a part of a word. Consider Mosiah 16:11 (first 4 letters of the last word). Second, Janna and Howard are not the only 3SFF staffers that read the Bible one word at a time. We bet all of them checked out the versus mentioned above.
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