Josh is finishing up his PHD here very soon. We all want him and Sarah, Olivia, Brody and Luisa to relocate closer to 3SFF headquarters. Mainly to insure their video is completed on time each year. We all want to help. The problem is no one actually knows what Josh does for a living. Aside from the fact that he is brilliant, I don't have a clue. Do you?
Due to the fact that this is a very down economy, I am thinking that Josh should broaden his horizons as he begins his job search. Maybe from whatever it is his PHD is in, to one of the many wonderful opportunities available today on the Tri-City Craigslist page.
These are actual jobs posted from December on Craigslist for the Tri-Cities. I merely copied them. I know what you are thinking, she should really put more effort into this blog.
AMS OIL COMPANY Become an ams oil dealer - (zebulun,nc) marketing/advertising/PR
(I thought that one said become an ARMS dealer,Josh could do that.)
Synthetic Dreadlock Installation - salon/spa/fitness
(Surely this is a skill you have picked up)
Someone's dream job: Golf, Non-Profits, and Sports Gear - (Pasco, WA) sales
(Now Josh who said it had to be "your" dream job, isn't "someone's" good enough)
QUALITY ASSURANCE (QA) SPECIALIST - (HANFORD) government
(This one's for Dad, just in case retirement doesn't pan out)
Exotic Dancers needed. **No Experience Required** - (Tri-Cities) img sales
(But a PHD has got to make you a shoe-in)
Wanted: Serious Moms who want to work from home - sales
(This one is not for Josh but any moms out their who lack a sense of humor)
Turkish voice needed for dubbing - (Walla Walla) tv/film/video/radio
(Just in case your PHD has something to do with Turkey)
PT FAMILY CRISIS: Is Your Teenage Daughter Out of Control? - (Washington/Oregon Area) tv/film/video/radio
(kind of an unusual job qualification)
This is what I have for you so far. I think it would be best to tailor your resume to each specific position.
Come back tomorrow for the "Conversion Challenge 2011"
2 comments:
It fascinates me that we live in such an interesting place and I don't even know it. Who would ever think those jobs would be available in the Tri-Cities. I personally am voting for the Arms Dealer. I think Ryan would be a great assist with this job. He all ready has the concealed weapons permit.
I am not sure the dancing would pan out for Josh. The hairy chest might scare his customers and I am just not sure I have enough wax :/ Hahaha JK Josh Love you!!!
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