Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Tuesdays Secret of the Week- Howard's New Calling



Howard has retired! With his new found freedom he can better manage toilet paper usage, baking cookies, and fending off the IRS.


Though those keep him busy he has also started focusing on his new calling. It takes inner strength, long suffering and a great deal of patience.


He works on this with Janna every morning. And that's even before he gets to focusing on his calling.


Howard is a certified stretch and flex specialist. He is basically a yoga guru.


Because of his new calling everyone has to call him by a new name. Even his closest friends. He's been going by-


Eka Pada Rajakapotasana which translates to "One Legged King Pigeon". That pretty well describes him.


The picture to the right was taken on the coast at our annual board meeting.


No he is not sporting a beard that is actually a wool sock super glued to his face.


He's got a couple other hobbies that prevent him from actually growing a full beard. He's really a busy guy.


Come back tomorrow for a new episode of "Gold Rush West Richland" we will be following Brad as he attempts to strike it rich mining gold in the shadows of the Paradise Chapel.


Also submit your questions for "Ask Howard" where he will be responding via video chat possibly while in downward facing dog. Who knows.



5 comments:

Janna said...

At our house we just call him "KING"!

Melissa said...

Wow Dad! Who knew you were so flexible!!!

Melissa said...
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Howard said...

It should not be a surprise to anyone when I say that stretch and flex are nothing more than mathematics in motion - somewhere between geometry and trigonometry, spiced with a twist of calculus. Don't they seem more appealing now!

the Rew Crew said...

So Josh just got on the blog for the first time and after reading this post he asks me, "so is Howard really a stretch and flex specialist, or is this a joke?" Totally serious.

This is why his dissertation is not progressing.